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Count Jackass

from Story Hunt by Biography

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“Shut up and drive to Windfall,” he said.
“We can get the whole Eastside and Mitten Bay by lunchtime.”
Then he’s gone from sight, leaves a half a sandwich just sittin’ there.

He was dumpin’ trashcans
with one gum wrapper.
He coached the track team
just like his Dad.

He caught his stride at the infield of the track meet.
Checkin’ times, “Cause Man, that Seaholm kid’s fast!”
And the big surprise is he went to school with Brummeler.

He took pride in his work.
He gave it all he could.
He coached the track team
that’s all he had.

And he had ‘em laughin’
through Bay Woods.
Kept ‘em laughin’
down Island Road.

Call on shark rescue because Count Jackass lost his glasses in the pool.
Call on shark rescue because Count Jackass lost his glasses in the pool.

He had ‘em laughin’
while hidden in Willow.
Kept ‘em laughin’
up on Spring Hill.

Call on shark rescue because Count Jackass lost his glasses in the pool.
Call on shark rescue because Count Jackass lost his glasses in the pool.

And he had ‘em laughin’
And he kept ‘em laughin’

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from Story Hunt, released August 5, 2016

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